Setting up a new Toby Young

People have different views about Toby Young. Some think he works well. Some think he's barely adequate but tolerate him. But I find him completely inappropriate and ineffective. Therefore I am going to set up a new Toby Young in West London, a free Toby Young that can operate outside the limitations of the existing one. Some people have mistaken the aims of this initiative (which I am calling the Free Young Love campaign) and think I am planning to set up a free school. But I am not. That would be a stupid idea that would never work. But a free Toby Young...the possibilities are endless. UPDATE: My campaign has been officially endorsed by the man himself. See here