Give Greg the clap!

I know, I know, the title of this blog is childish, but honestly Sir Stephen, if you're going to present me with an open goal like that I will slot it away. But what a goal, eh? What a result. All those lovely brollies from the Umbrellabuilders fund going into the Gampventure Capital Fund (chaired by me as part of the cushy Brolly Investment Business gig) as a gampdowment. This is great testament to the power of our model of making a lot of noise and pleading to those in power. It has nothing to do with Greg Clark or Reg Smirk or whatever his name is. Now - what shall I do with the loot?