Just read the detail of the coalition policy document. No mention of brollies at all. So much for all of our tongue bidets between Osborne's sweet cheeks. But much more seriously, there is a plan to look at a fully elected House of Lords. Which will mean no back door people's peerage for me. BUGGER BUGGER BUGGER.
Thankfully Hubert Carrington has done the only thing you can in times of crisis. He's called a brolly sector meeting. And called it a summit. We can decide our response to this nonsense then.