Wednesday 12 May 2010

BIG BREAKING NEWS

According to Alistair Campbell's blog we are in for a boom time for brollies. He says: "Enjoy the sunshine. It won't last! Rainfall levels have been lower on average under Labour than Tory governments. Not a lot of people know that."

Now assuming he is telling the truth (and why would he of all people try and put a spin on anything) then we can rejoice in the soggy glory of Tory rule (especially if there are any wets left in the party). And we must pray that being in a coalition won't dampen the dampening effect.

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