I have decided to extend my stay in Ireland with the 14,523 members of the Peat-Bogg family as I have found I can do my job just as effectively, if not more so, by not being in the office. My staff have wholeheartedly supported me in this decision. What a team.
Therefore, in the spirit of Cameron's new National Citizen Service, I will be gamping it up at a music festival this weekend. Let's hope it pisses down.