Mess with Rihanna and you mess with Britain, mate

Very pleased to see that Chris Brown, ex paramour of Umbrella chanteuse and siren Rihanna has been refused a visa to enter Britain because of his conviction for beating her up. Quite right too. But also worth noting, tucked away at the end of the statement: "Chris Brown was also refused entry to Britain because, to be frank, his music is a bit crap. We have enough talentless drones of our own without foreigners coming over here, taking cash from our impressionable, doe-eyed teenagers."