You couldn't make it up. Lord Gnat Pee (to whom, I am, never let it be forgotten number 6 in his list of 5 unofficial advisers) the government bloke empowered by Cameron to encourage citizens to volunteer to give their time in the name of Bogg Society, has scaled back his role because he can't find the time to give his time to tell others to give their time.
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I bet he won't give up his fucking peerage though...to someone who would value it.
I knew this government were taking the piss but I didn't expect them to start extracting it from their own half baked ideas. They'll be the death of satire at this rate as no one could possibly compete with their bumbling contradictory incompetence.
After all, he is only now volunteering two days a week to the Big Society (not including any other volunteering he may do). Funnily enough this is the amount he agreed he would spend on the Big Society at the start.
ReplyDeleteTrue, I was being harsh. He will get no incremental benefits from the high profile nature of the role, or the fact he got a peerage off the back of it will he?
ReplyDeletePersonally, I think that if Cameron really does value this half baked nonsense it should be a paid role anyway.