Wednesday, 3 March 2010

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  1. Sir Fruity Metcalfe4 March 2010 at 09:19

    Good for you old boy. A typically robust and clear response to those small-minded people who had the effrontery to think that your expenses should be published. Just because the BUBB is wholly funded by tax-payers money is an utter irrelevance and in any event a busy fellow such as yourself is bound to incur a fair amount of out-of-pocket expenses.

    I myself am well aware of the essential nature of your chauffeur, cook, houseboy, gardener, cleaner, two burly close-protection chappies, dog walker, dog groomer, dog psychologist, lifestyle coach, and team of masseurs and manicurists.

    And, of course, that Fortum and Mason's account, the Harrod's gold card, Harley-Davidson, helicopter and personal carriage that is attached to the Virgin train of your choice, boxes at Lord's, Ascot and Henley, the season ticket to Legally Blonde are simply the basic essentials that enable you to function in the high-octane world of Umbrellas.

    So good for you - don't you dare be brought low by petty officialdom!

    Your good friend

    Fruity Metcalfe.

    p.s. Are we still on for Wimbledon? Mrs Fruity has already chosen a remarkable and somewhat revealing outfit. What that dressmaker of hers can do with tennis balls is nothing short of miraculous.

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  2. Robin Bogg4 March 2010 at 13:59

    Don't worry Fruity, I shall tackle the expenses report later.

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