In the wake of the row and confusion over whether free milk was going to be snatched or not and which party started the snatching in the first place, a new Bogg Society initiative was launched. Citizens will now be empowered to get together and run cow clubs to provide their own milk. They will be called farmers.
And following David Cameron's announcement that credit ratings agencies (who have never ever made a mistake about a person's financial position - what could possibly go wrong?) will lead the fight against benefit fraud (MPs are exactly the right people to form policy on tackling those who defraud their benefits) there will also be a Bogg Society scheme whereby active volunteer nosey parkers will be able access people's financial records if they suspect "they are on the fiddle".
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