Sunday, 28 November 2010

Mutual gamps

The government have announced plans to encourage more spin-offs of umbrella use in the public services through mutuals and cooperatives. Basically this means that people delivering public services in a downpour will all be expected to mutually share brollies and co-operate with rain protection.

So well done to My Great Aunt Maude for this announcement. But I had a strange sense of "déjà vu" as I listened to My Great Aunt Maude in the shower this morning.

"What the hell are you doing in my shower when I am in here trying to wash myself?" I demanded. "I am sure I have warned you about this before."

The government have announced plans to encourage more spin-offs of umbrella use in the public services through mutuals and cooperatives. Basically this means that people delivering public services in a downpour will all be expected to mutually share brollies and co-operate with rain protection.

So well done to My Great Aunt Maude for this announcement. But I had a strange sense of "déjà vu" as I listened to My Great Aunt Maude in the shower this morning.

"What the hell are you doing in my shower when I am in here trying to wash myself?" I demanded. "I am sure I have warned you about this before."

The government have announced plans to encourage more spin-offs of umbrella use in the public services through mutuals and cooperatives. Basically this means that people delivering public services in a downpour will all be expected to mutually share brollies and co-operate with rain protection.

So well done to My Great Aunt Maude for this announcement. But I had a strange sense of "déjà vu" as I listened to My Great Aunt Maude in the shower this morning.

"What the hell are you doing in my shower when I am in here trying to wash myself?" I demanded. "I am sure I have warned you about this before."

The government have announced plans to encourage more spin-offs of umbrella use in the public services through mutuals and cooperatives. Basically this means that people delivering public services in a downpour will all be expected to mutually share brollies and co-operate with rain protection.

So well done to My Great Aunt Maude for this announcement. But I had a strange sense of "déjà vu" as I listened to My Great Aunt Maude in the shower this morning.

"What the hell are you doing in my shower when I am in here trying to wash myself?" I demanded. "I am sure I have warned you about this before."

The government have announced plans to encourage more spin-offs of umbrella use in the public services through mutuals and cooperatives. Basically this means that people delivering public services in a downpour will all be expected to mutually share brollies and co-operate with rain protection.

So well done to My Great Aunt Maude for this announcement. But I had a strange sense of "déjà vu" as I listened to My Great Aunt Maude in the shower this morning.

"What the hell are you doing in my shower when I am in here trying to wash myself?" I demanded. "I am sure I have warned you about this before."

The government have announced plans to encourage more spin-offs of umbrella use in the public services through mutuals and cooperatives. Basically this means that people delivering public services in a downpour will all be expected to mutually share brollies and co-operate with rain protection.

So well done to My Great Aunt Maude for this announcement. But I had a strange sense of "déjà vu" as I listened to My Great Aunt Maude in the shower this morning.

"What the hell are you doing in my shower when I am in here trying to wash myself?" I demanded. "I am sure I have warned you about this before."

1 comment:

  1. Sir Fruity Metcalfe29 November 2010 at 11:00

    Deja Vu, dear boy? I'm afraid I have seen it all before.

    in other news, have just discovered that the chap who set up Barcelona FC was called Joan Gamper.

    Marvellous.

    Your Old Chum

    Sir Fruity

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