A WARTS'N'ALL INSIGHT INTO THE LIFE OF THE KNIGHTED HEAD OF THE UMBRELLA BODY FOR UMBRELLAS. HIS BLOG IS PART OF THE NATIONAL BLAG ARCHIVE.
Saturday, 19 September 2009
Derren! Derren! Can you let me go please?
Derren Brown you myserious sod. Can you please release me from the armchair? I have been stuck here all night and really need the toilet. And my Saturday morning croissant won't collect itself from the bakers.