Wednesday, 26 August 2009
This is my last post before a well deserved break with the Bogg family. It will give me a chance to recharge my batteries and also to mull over a national campaign I am planning to educate the public on how to use an umbrella. I will reluctantly be leaving Hector Rule in charge, which makes me feel like Gordon Brown must do when he hands power to Mandelson. However, lest he gets up to any Machiavellian coup d'etat mischief I have asked Fab Jobsworth and Geof Sachell to keep an eye on him. Not that I trust them particularly either but what can you do?