A WARTS'N'ALL INSIGHT INTO THE LIFE OF THE KNIGHTED HEAD OF THE UMBRELLA BODY FOR UMBRELLAS. HIS BLOG IS PART OF THE NATIONAL BLAG ARCHIVE.
Friday, 7 August 2009
Remember Markov, Twirley
Got any decent information yet Twirley? Noticed anyone following you? Remember what happened to Markov. Looks like a wet day today, Twirley. Everyone carrying a brolly is a potential assassin. Dare you leave the office, Twirley?
Spent the day hiding in Shropshire. Have adopted a ridiculous pseudonym - 'Kevin Curley'. Nobody will see through that.
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Damn your ingenuity. But I have recovered an old shoe from your house and Barkles is on the scent...
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