Wednesday, 10 February 2010

Taxing issues

Not content with pinching our gift aid, some bright spark has come up with a new way for Leon Pissonthepoor and his Treasury chums to bleed me dry. The Robin Bogg tax. A group of umbrella sector notables has issued a call to tax me every time I open my umbrella. Still, it could have been worse. It could have been every time I open my BIG MOUTH. Looking at the list of signatories on a letter calling for this outrageous revenue cash cow I detect the hand of Hubert Carrington behind this...but I won't take it lying down.

What we really need is a tax on the use of a Medieval hooded chugging thieving ASBO outlaw as the bye-word(s) for wealth redistribution techniques. Or better still a tax on those evil bankers.


  1. It's a conspiracy, I tell ya.

  2. Damn right man. You gotta fight the power. FIGHT THE POWER!

  3. Drive carefully. It is not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.............................................

  4. Sir Fruity Metcalfe11 February 2010 at 12:59

    I should bally well hope that you don't take it lying down. Not the kind of behaviour one would expect from an Old Bolocian