The Big Arse - Manchester

The first night of my UK tour is a tremendous success, with Northern members rocking out to my karaoke version of Rihanna' s Umbrella. Such is the energy generated that we have to take the temperature of some of the audience. However, I am disappointed not to catch up with my Brazilian cousin who has been playing football for Man City. Robinboggho has just headed back home so I content myself with a few pints of Boggingtons with fans at the aftershow party. Bogg on, baby.