The government has denied causing panic blogging by urging bloggers to stockpile contingency blog posts on panic buying.
In other news: The government is to privatise the provision of panic and has announced a minimum price on panic buying.
And government denials of fuelling panic buying on fuel fuel increased panic buying of fuel. But is possible to run a car on the fuel that is fuelling the panic buying of fuel?
The message from George Osborne and My Great Aunt Maud is very clear - PANIC BUY THE ECONOMY OUT OF RECESSION - STOCK UP ON STAMPS, PASTIES, FUEL AND PANIC...