The government has denied causing panic blogging by urging bloggers to stockpile contingency blog posts on panic buying.
In other news: The government is to privatise the provision of panic and has announced a minimum price on panic buying.
And government denials of fuelling panic buying on fuel fuel increased panic buying of fuel. But is possible to run a car on the fuel that is fuelling the panic buying of fuel?
The message from George Osborne and My Great Aunt Maud is very clear - PANIC BUY THE ECONOMY OUT OF RECESSION - STOCK UP ON STAMPS, PASTIES, FUEL AND PANIC...
The only real panic I've experienced in the time since Big Dave took your spoofer under his wing, was when you appeared to take a sabattical, and the regular spouting of what I now know to be bolloxspeak was going unquestioned. Anyway, I'm pleased you are back up to full power and will hoard my personal supplies of derv/agricultural diesel to ensure that you are never short of sustenance. I thought it would be a good time to breathe new life into a tired idea by getting a few of the wonderful people who give the sector the reputation it so richly deserves round to dig a communal pit into which we could empty our jerry cans, before stopping for a Big Lunch and a Kitchen Supper. Now that's what I call Bog Society!
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