Wednesday, 28 March 2012

Panic blogging

The government has denied causing panic blogging by urging bloggers to stockpile contingency blog posts on panic buying.

In other news: The government is to privatise the provision of panic and has announced a minimum price on panic buying.

And government denials of fuelling panic buying on fuel fuel increased panic buying of fuel. But is possible to run a car on the fuel that is fuelling the panic buying of fuel?

The message from George Osborne and My Great Aunt Maud is very clear - PANIC BUY THE ECONOMY OUT OF RECESSION - STOCK UP ON STAMPS, PASTIES, FUEL AND PANIC...

1 comment:

  1. The only real panic I've experienced in the time since Big Dave took your spoofer under his wing, was when you appeared to take a sabattical, and the regular spouting of what I now know to be bolloxspeak was going unquestioned. Anyway, I'm pleased you are back up to full power and will hoard my personal supplies of derv/agricultural diesel to ensure that you are never short of sustenance. I thought it would be a good time to breathe new life into a tired idea by getting a few of the wonderful people who give the sector the reputation it so richly deserves round to dig a communal pit into which we could empty our jerry cans, before stopping for a Big Lunch and a Kitchen Supper. Now that's what I call Bog Society!