Anyway it looks like he will publish them - for the right price of course - so I'd better hope my name has somehow found its way on there.
The whole thing is a bit of a storm in a teacup if you ask me. What's the world coming to if influence and access can't be bought by money and privilege ? It's the very foundation of the system I learnt at Oxford, naturally.
Though I bet my protege Tony Blair is outraged by Cameron. Sat there frothing, imagining how much money he could have made doing similar.
It was certainly tactically shrewd of Cameron to announce dementia funding yesterday in the hope that people would forget the whole row.
One question does remain though. What was the minimum price of alcohol served at Cameron's dinners?
I bet Cameron is glad he never made an oft quoted statement about the scandal of lobbying to come back and bite his waxy arse. And as he faces pressure over the way he does his job he should perhaps consider joining a Union. You know, those evil organisations that openly and transparently fund the Labour party on behalf of millions of workers but to whom secret donations to secure influence with the Prime Minister are confusingly compared to by such apologists for the twisted status quo as my Great Aunt Maud.
Where will it end? Next we'll have political parties offering influence on all key policy areas in return for votes at an election.
Anyway, Cameron is only the second most powerful man in the country. Access to Simon Cowell over a private dinner can be secured for the price of a brick.