I am shocked and outraged that the Umbrella Commission has appointed some Dead Wood as interim chair to replace Dame Luci Vinyl until a permanent appointment is made. If they wanted someone who could pretend to fill in on a part time basis (while being paid a nice little retainer authorised by the Umbrella Commission - these cushy non-exec roles won't pay themselves you know, not unless I have anything to do with it) then surely I should have been the prime candidate.
Other than that, BUBB is fully caught up in the fervour of the Boggympics. There has been plenty of rain so far and a chance to show the British brolly wielding public at its best. And I have set myself up as ROBOG so I can take over the organisation of the games. For a start I shall be filling those empty seats with patriotic umbrellas to add a splash of colour. Go Team BOGGB!!!
Perhaps Sir Stephen - our man in the know and top mate of the good and the great - was celebrating the success of another cyclist ("Barry Wiggins" ??)
ReplyDeletewhilst the rest of the country was celebrating the achievement of Bradley Wiggins !!
Give my regards to Donald ( or is it Dave ?) Cameron next time you see him !
Sir Bumble of Heep.